Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Yes, I'm linking to Perez Hilton

This is neat. Apparently she ignored his attempts to give her the rose, claiming she didn't know he was a kid.

(Kodak neat. Not kidgothisheartbroken neat.)

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

It's What's Inside that Counts.

I've been stuck on this album for a few weeks now.
My beloved headphones are in the process of biting the big one. I bought a pair today to hold me over while my current pair is warrantied. The wiring is coming through the outside, which is generally bad. This means on my lunch breaks at work I will actually have to do something.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Operation Iraqi Stephen

Monday, June 8, 2009

WWDC actually stands for You Should Buy A Pre

I have been looking forward to this day for longer than I'd like to admit. I'd also like to say I didn't save a new shirt to wear, and spend the night at a friend's house in regards to possible new iPhones for us both. So I will pretend that never happened.

1 P.M. finally rolled around, and I spent the next two hours compulsively refreshing Engadget, Twitter, and various accessories sites, hoping for a slip up of a peak at new hardware. Nothing. The new iPhone looks exactly like the 3G, which I happen to be currently pinned to. It does however boast a doubled capacity, "faster everything," and the camera upgrade. I arguably use my iPhone mostly for it's camera, however inadequate it may be, and would love to have my video recording back. (Since the 8.2 upgrade swiftly ended my jailbroken happiness.)

Aside from the compass feature, which I can guarantee will never make me any less lost, I think that's all I will be missing out on with my current model. Existing iPhone contract holders really got screwed with this update. I've been given two prices for the cost of updating my phone, $500 and $700. I was prepared for $300. No existing 3G owner is eligible for the subsidized pricing, so the advertised $299 price point is strictly for iPhone 1st gen holders, and of course new accounts.

$500 would bother me less for some new hardware, I absolutely hate the chrome bezel. I'm also not a fan of the plastic backing whatsoever, as mine has acquired a crack in the upper right corner, while I've never dropped the phone, or had it outside of a case. And I won't even start on the lack of background apps. (RIM can do it!)

I was hoping these prices were an error, but I am coming to terms that Apple has released a phone that should have been released a year ago, and has screwed many customers in the process.

Monday, June 1, 2009

1d 16h 54m

It's a real addiction, I found it on the Internet.

Yes, eBay, and I've been hitting it hard lately. I'm even eBaying from my iPhone, because there's an app for that.

I can sympathize with this kid. Luckily, I use a laptop.

Friday, May 22, 2009

NYC, Take 2

I spent the beginning of this week at a friends apartment in Queens, NY. While there, I realized how lucky I am to have friends with couches, and how much more terrifying the question "Was this my napkin?" is in the city.

This is a video I recorded periodically over the days I was there, using my iPhone.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Semi-annual maybe happening again biweekly Playlist!

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My Car

(There are actually 10 tracks, sorry it's falling off the side.)

Thursday, May 14, 2009


I was denied my request of a ($1) Children's Miracle Network donation by a man wearing a "Peace, Love, and Harmony" shirt.

Thursday, May 7, 2009


Over the weekend, I found out someone had obtained my debit card number, and went on the mini spending spree they could. One of the charges was an account on

What are you trying to say?

The other charges were all on, get ready...internet security sites! Yes. Hilarious.

So I called Wachovia. They may want to consider the whole automated service thing. I was pretty angry, and sat there pressing numbers until I was connected to presumably an AIG (AIU, Velcro?) scapegoat who is hating his life and had to take a position with the lowly Wachovia. Please, put the machine back on. I came to the conclusion that before we made the brash decision of cutting myself off, along with the unknown spender from my account, that I should withdraw what I could so I had something to spend.

His words: "Do not delay!!" Okay, you were dead for the rest of the phone call, now you have a cape. I hung up and prayed to the orange lion in the sky that upon calling back I would receive someone else.

And I did.

I'm assuming she had the phone inside of her mouth. But, after much repeating on her behalf, my card was canceled. Today I found two more charges from May 1st that have gone through that were not me. How exciting.

This also led me to carefully go down the list of recent spending on my card. Apparently, two weeks before this started, this person used my card to buy pretzels at Auntie Annes..twice. In one day.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

And it's time to get this party started.

How do you know which team you prefer? Personally, I think I was born this way.

Today, feeling particularly proud, I wore my brightly colored socks and matching undershirt, and vowed not to let the disrespect from fellow Pennsylvanians get in my way. Some are much more obvious, but I definitely wouldn't consider myself a "hundred footer."

I'm sure many have questioned. And as I sit here, watching people like myself on television and hoping the neighbors don't hear, it has gone on too long. I'm going to call my mom and tell her. I like the Mets.

Disclaimer: I wrote this before they lost due to walking a run in during the 10th inning. Now I'm questioning. And why did the Mets get a pitcher with the last name "Putz?" Really, guys. Sometimes I think we set ourselves back.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Caption Contest

Congrats, it grew back!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Goldenest

Bea Arthur passed away today, at the age of 86. Cheesecake shots around.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009


"Great communication!"

My greatest compliments have been received via the Internet. Thanks, eBay.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Well, if you insist...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

4.0, 0.4?

Last semester I got paid to take notes for other people.

notesnotes notesreplacements
notesnotesnotes notesnotesnotesnotes

These aren't those.

Friday, April 3, 2009

I hate this guy.

This isn't actually him. He's usually wearing a tan hat. He has about 417 different vehicles, which he will strategically place in front of you at the most inopportune time. He looks out the left window while driving no more than 24 miles per hour. Since he pays zero attention to the road, it would probably explain that he is dead, which is why I cannot obtain a more realistic photograph.

Just say the words "Yes, I'm going to make it on time!"
or "Today is a great day for driving."
or "I love my life."

and he will be there.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

False Alarm.

Today, I thought I had glaucoma. But it ended up just being an eyelash.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

669 Club

Yesterday, I saw a Kid Rock bumper sticker, which I thought was funny. Today, I saw a bumper sticker from the 700 Club that said "marriage = man and woman."

Obviously, someone had placed this sticker on the unsuspecting vehicle as a joke. So, as someone who feels strongly about their civic duties, the only logical way of removing it was to ram my car into their bumper repeatedly.


Monday, March 23, 2009

How degrading.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Snow Cones

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Girls, Girls, Girls

Saturday, March 14, 2009

My Crossword is Special

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Something Is Missing...

How much for the invisible pen?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Watch Your Step

  • Do they become men?
  • Are their batteries removed?
  • How did they get to the fourth floor,
where this sign is located?

Monday, March 9, 2009



Thursday, March 5, 2009

Monday, March 2, 2009


Would have been my next guess.