Sunday, March 29, 2009

False Alarm.

Today, I thought I had glaucoma. But it ended up just being an eyelash.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

669 Club

Yesterday, I saw a Kid Rock bumper sticker, which I thought was funny. Today, I saw a bumper sticker from the 700 Club that said "marriage = man and woman."

Obviously, someone had placed this sticker on the unsuspecting vehicle as a joke. So, as someone who feels strongly about their civic duties, the only logical way of removing it was to ram my car into their bumper repeatedly.


Monday, March 23, 2009

How degrading.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Snow Cones

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Girls, Girls, Girls

Saturday, March 14, 2009

My Crossword is Special

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Something Is Missing...

How much for the invisible pen?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Watch Your Step

  • Do they become men?
  • Are their batteries removed?
  • How did they get to the fourth floor,
where this sign is located?

Monday, March 9, 2009



Thursday, March 5, 2009

Monday, March 2, 2009


Would have been my next guess.