Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Caption Contest

Congrats, it grew back!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Goldenest

Bea Arthur passed away today, at the age of 86. Cheesecake shots around.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009


"Great communication!"

My greatest compliments have been received via the Internet. Thanks, eBay.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Well, if you insist...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

4.0, 0.4?

Last semester I got paid to take notes for other people.

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These aren't those.

Friday, April 3, 2009

I hate this guy.

This isn't actually him. He's usually wearing a tan hat. He has about 417 different vehicles, which he will strategically place in front of you at the most inopportune time. He looks out the left window while driving no more than 24 miles per hour. Since he pays zero attention to the road, it would probably explain that he is dead, which is why I cannot obtain a more realistic photograph.

Just say the words "Yes, I'm going to make it on time!"
or "Today is a great day for driving."
or "I love my life."

and he will be there.